I'm Chris. I'm 17 or older.
I dabble in loads of nerdology, music nobody else likes, photography, art, and filmmaking.
I would love to consider myself an artist of multiple medias, but I'm just too
damn lazy to make it happen.
I'm Chris. I'm 17 or older.
I dabble in loads of nerdology, music nobody else likes, photography, art, and filmmaking.
I would love to consider myself an artist of multiple medias, but I'm just too
damn lazy to make it happen.
fucking nice.
WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF HOT FUCKING CHOCOLATE
AND MY ENTIRE MOUTH BURNS
BUT INSTEAD OF SPITTING OUT THIS DELICIOUS HOT CHOCOLATE
I SCORCH MY ENTIRE TONGUE FORCING IT DOWN MY THROAT
This one time I was in California with my dad, we were driving through Death Valley and decided to get coffee along the way. Being the careful sort I was, i tested it. It didn’t feel too hot and it wasnt steamy a lot, so i took a generous gulp. NOPE. Turns out it was pretty fucking hot. I knew if i swallowed, it would hurt even more, so i reflexively spit it out.
on myself.
Ruined my shirt and burned my crotch.
All i wanted was coffee.
im gonna write a song that is a snapshot of my life at this very moment
babychode replied to your photo: I put on this shirt its not my shirt
you look like a lesbian a little bit hue
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I put on this shirt
its not my shirt
HOLY NUCLEAR TIME BOMBS
HOLY ROLLER COASTERS
HOLY TRAFFIC JAMS
HOLY DOUBLE IDENTITIES
HOLY MAGNETIC MISSILES
HOLY ROCKETS
HOLY BANANA SPLITS
HOLY MACKEREL
HOLY SMOKE
HOLY CHILI WILLIES
HOLY HIGHWAY ROBBERY
HOLY SMOKE BOMB
HOLY TRAP DOOR
HOLY STRETCH MARKS
HOLY SPLIT PERSONALITIES
HOLY DOG PADDLE
HOLY HUMPTY DUMPTY
HOLY KAMIKAZE
HOLY LEVITATION
HOLY AGGRAVATION
HOLY BURNING TRASH
HOLY FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE
HOLY ALPHABET
HOLY BIRD MAN OF ALKATRAZ
HOLY LACK OF COURAGE
HOLY RUNNY NOSE
HOLY OUT OF CONTROL
HOLY NORTH POLE
HOLY ICICLES
HOLY CAN OPENERS
HOLY JAILBIRD
HOLY TKO
HOLY FORGET-ME-NOTS
HOLY DR.JEKYLL AND MR.HYDE
HOLY NO DEPOSIT NO RETURN
HOLY BAD NEWS
HOLY BOOB TUBE
HOLY HARPOONS
HOLY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
HOLY FAST ESCAPE
HOLY HOUDINI
HOLY SINKING SUMBARINES
HOLY HANGING BAT
HOLY LIGHTNING BOLT
HOLY CONSPIRACY
HOLY BRAINWASHING
HOLY BARKING BOW-WOWS
(via manlord)
